The Unexpected

I've landed myself squarely in a conundrum.... Before I actually BELIEVED any of this faith stuff, I was totally fine telling anyone 'yeah I believe, I'm just not one of those crazies', and then went ahead on my jolly way living my own life doing my own thing, right/wrong/whatevs.  Now I do BELIEVE it, and I don't talk about it because I don't want to scare people.... Cause let's face it... church people can really be WIERD sometimes!  So eitherway you sliced it, I didn't seem to end up on the right side.... Live a life not really making any attempt to follow Jesus, and tell people I was.... confusing.... or live a life trying to, and not talk about Him at all.... confusing.

I do want to set the record straight on a couple things though, me 'Believing' does not translate to:  won't touch alcohol, wouldn't think of shaking their groove thing to a song that doesn't play on a christian station, is on their knees with their nose in a bible for 25 hours a day, is suddenly a doting wife/mother/best friend ever/amazing coorespondant/will drop everything to help whenever/whoever/whatever at a moments notice perfect person.  I'm sure there are a couple more I'm missing, that I'll likely get the chance to point out when I make a bone head move, and someone says "I thought you CHAAAAANGED" (cause that's how I see this going down in my head), and I can say.... "Oh yeah change didn't necessarily translate to that either... at least not yet".

This faith stuff is crazy ya'll, like seriously mind-boggling WTFudge ;)  crazy!  Most liberating thing I've found to-date.... God know's when I was typing that, that fudge was not the word that came to mind, and while He might not be "cool" with it, He's got a really REALLY big long list of other things He's working on with me first, and that one will eventually come up, but He would be more annoyed with me trying to 'change' how I talk so I can sound like I think I'm supposed, cause then I'd be fake.... and He's got a bigger issue with the F word when that word is Fake :)   So we're just gonna be real, whatever that looks like.

O.K... so you've made it this far.... on to the real reason for the Blog....

You guys, August was INSANE... My head is quite litterally spinning which is why I had to write it all down cause trying to make sense of it in my head was NOT working out well for me.

Let's start with the first week.  Aug 1st, our tenants in Texas give notice they are moving out and we have 30 days to figure out how to re-let the house from 1100 miles away.  A few days later, one of my very closest friends from out here, and the boys care provider, drops the bomb that she's moving to Colorado.... in a WEEK.  Eight hours after that, we learned that our second pregnancy since Logan was also going to end in a mis-carriage.   Not a stellar week in the Alspaugh household.

So to end the month in abject wonder and thankfulness from that start is nothing short of a miracle :)! 

God provided a new care provider for the boys, before I even realized I needed one (A girl from my church approached me actually ASKING me if she could watch my boys 3 days before Steph gave her notice, I'd told her I had everything covered at the time.... You know who got the first call when Steph did give her notice!).  Caaaa-RAY-zeeee, but so cool too!
The week after the miscarriage we were overwhelmed with an outpouring of love from my girlfriends out here and family/friends from home, they stocked my fridge for two weeks with meals, came and watched chick flix with me, and Kev and the boys were angels as well... may be par for the course for Kev, but the boys... yeah the can run the spectrum from angel... to possessed... so angels for a whole week was a treat!  The icing on that cake, was I got to find purpose in what was going to be an empty nursery.  A week after learning the room would be empty we actually ended up filling it with a new addition to our family... I GOT MY GIRL ;) (wait... breath... no baby, no adoption... ok. are we composed again?)  Melanie, an intern for our church for the school year was litterally arriving that Saturday and the church didn't have a home for her... and well we now had room, so in she moved :)

All that only brought us to the middle of the month when Kevin's parents came for a visit, and I had my Bear encounter.  Please tell me you saw my picture on Facebook.  IT WAS A REAL, LIVE, HONEST TO GOD BLACK BEAR 30 ft. from me you guys...  Seriously... INSANE MONTH!  Who has bear encounters?

So that brings me to the trials/tribulations of re-letting a home 1100 miles away.  We got an early bite on the ad.  I was thrilled.  That was until in my first conversation with the prospect alerted me to the felony record that would accompany them into the house, should I extend a contract to them.  Yeah... That will pull you up short in a phone conversation.  "A felony, huh, well I guess the next logical question would be what for?", "Well my husband robbed two banks 5 years ago, he wasn't armed, but our credit is now shot, and no one will give us a chance, I totally understand if you won't either".  OUCH... she HAD to play the compassion card, I'm such a sucker for those. I told her I'd pray about it and let her know (this was not one of those, I'll pray about its, so I can get you off the phone trying to be nice).  I told God I'd move forward with this, and asked Him to make the prospects withdrawl themselves from the process if they were gonna screw me.  Long story short, after probably about 50 e-mails, phone calls to the parole officer, their pastor, and about 20 other back ground checks, I sent them a contract... and wouldn't ya' know... they back out. 

So now a week before the month runs out, I had no prospects, an empty house and a looming double mortgage/rent payment coming due?  What does God do... He invites me (via my girlfriend) to spend a 5 days in Key West with Him and one of my nearest/dearest.... He's a pretty cool guy ;)  (A smidge of a lie, I bought the plane ticket, the day before our prospects backed out... so in my defense, I did think I had tenants when I spent the money).

So we FINALLY brought August to an end, and did so with no tenant.... until today! :)  I'm not gonna lie, I am SO not a fan of the sweating it out method that God seems to enjoy employing from time to time... Really not... gonna have a chat with Him about the logic behind that when I get to Heaven, and how many heart attacks may have resulted from such methods, and who's fault those were, but I digress.... He did it, He found us the perfect tenants, who signed a TWO YEAR lease!!! 
Christine Caine came and spoke at our church half-way through this month... I found it rather appropriate timing, as one of her points in her message is that our job is mearly to prepare, to just do what we can, when we can do it.  She said God doesn't start working until we've reached our impossible, if its possible and within our means we are expected to do it.... Well my impossible was Sept. 1st with no tenants... and wouldn't ya' know... He came through! 

So yeah... crazy month, but with as stressful and unexpected as everything was, I wouldn't have traded it.  Sure, I might have choosen some things to work out differently, but this faith that I've been working on for the last two years was put to the test, and it held.  I rather enjoy not going to pieces when it appears as though my life is doing just that.  Waiting... Watching... Believing for something to come through, to work, and allowing a VERY broad range for what that will look like.  The answers aren't alwasy what I want, but there is reason to them, and when there doesn't even seem to be reason, there is at least the adventure of the unexpected.  If I had to pick between a life of expected, and the adventure of the unexpected, I want the latter..... Although should I end up dying of a stress induced heart attack, me and God are gonna have some words on the why behind that one! ;)

Exhausted

My brain couldn't possibly condense all that occured in the last 4 days, and the excitement I have for the next 14 into a 250 character facebook update.... solution.... Blog.

I'm exhuasted.  The good kind of exhausted.  The kind they talk about in that joke where you slide into the grave at the end of your life entirely spent from a life well lived.  The last 4 days were days well lived.  Days spent among friends, camping in the middle of God's (and the Amish) country, making unforgettable memories with the boys, and ending it with German Chocolate cake celebrating my hubs 35th birthday vegging with him on the couch.  Perfection.

When I think over the details of the weekend however, my "Heaven" could quite easily be confused with anothers definition of "Hell", but in retrospect that's what was the icing on the cake for me.  No matter the circumstances tossed at us over the past 4 days, in a group of 25, not one cracked under pressure... a rather impressive feat given the following....

Ingredients for Creation Fest 2012:
4 days over 95 Degrees (2 over 100)
2 Massive Thunderstorms, one with tornados and all (we're in tents mind you)
Concerts that last until 11pm
No normal naps due to said 100 degree heat
A 4 month old, 2, 3, 4, & 7 year old, and 2 'stimmers' as my girlfriend calls 'em (Autism)

Do you think I'm insane yet??? :)

Our roughing it, wasn't nearly as rough as it sounded though.  When contemplating camping, make friends with 'campers'.... real ones... the kind with years of experience, and then ride their coat-tails closely.  We had a generator, which powered a shower, and essentially a 'full' kitchen, provided a charge station for the all important cell phones which also doubled as wifi-hotspots for the Ipads and laptops.  I would like to say Kevin and I contributed in some meaningful way, but these friends of our are pro's... the most meaningful way to contribute is to ask how we can help and stay out of the way if we can't :).

The most ironic part, was waking up on Saturday morning, getting text information from friends back in Alexandria that they were all out of power, in houses over 100 degrees.  We had slept like babie (litterally, the babes never even made a peep) in our tents and were enjoying fresh coffee, bacon, eggs, and pancakes while a nice breeze blew through the trees maintaining a cooler temp in the early morning.

Creation Fest itself was a great experience, in retrospect, with small boys we'll probably opt for a ticket to our favorite day/night and then use the rest of our time to just enjoy the fun of camping, while still getting some reasonable sleep.  We learned no matter how late they went to bed, 6:30-7am is still their sweet spot for waking up.  Ouch.  We did learn naps in the air conditioning car worked fairly well to help bridge the day, and thank God for providing an awesome pool nearby that we found to help us beat the heat during the day.  The boys did awesome.  They loved it, and wanted to stay longer as we packed up today, which was the best confirmation that we were exactly where we were meant to be this weekend.

Now we've got a day to relax/reset before Aunt Rebecca and Uncle Trav come out for a couple days to celebrate the 4th with us, and then we ALL caravan back to Michigan for 10 days visiting family back home!

Yes... I will be exhuasted, but with that bleary eyed smile on my face, thankful for all the fun and fabulous people in my life!!!

Perseverance

Perseverance is hard.  You don't often hear about someone having to persevere through a vacation.    Yet, its one of those characteristics people desire because its critical in so many areas of our lives.  With this in mind, I'm PERSEVERING in teaching my boys about persevarance.... and its quite lible to kill me!

I hope any that read this, know by now my stance on mothering... to each their own.  God gave me my boys, for me to raise, cause He's got a plan for their lives no other set of parenting skills could help realize.  If you love your kids, you are doing what you think is best for them.  Period.  So please don't take anything I write out of context as superiority or grounds to question my parenting style.

We support independance round here.  At a rather young age.  We support the cry it out method for sleep modeling, the shake it off method for injuries not resulting in blood, dressing ones self despite the unique outcomes, etc...   However, this is obviously an evolution from the 100% dependence of that first year.
Where we've found ourselves in the spectrum of this evolution is an entirely capable 4 year old that chooses to 'quit' when something get's difficult.  It wasn't so long ago, that when the going got tough mom and dad would come to the rescue.  I still get the nagging 'mommy thought' that he's only JUST 4, he's still my baby.  Then I watch the news and see a society of 'babies' and KNOW its my job to practice perseverance and watch him fail, and get frustrated, yet encourage him to TRY again.

He's not the only one getting his perseverance tested.  We were at Barnes & Nobel today, and after reading him 3 books, I told him I wanted him to sound out the title of the 4th book with me "Trucks & Tractor's", and if he could do that, I'd read him the book.  It started off successfully, he pointed and correctly named all the letters in the title, then we moved to the sounds of the letters, and it quickly went down hill from there.  Mind you, I was saying EVERYTHING, and asking him to simply repeat.  In the span of one minute I'd make the sound for "T".... pause... pause... pause "Buddy, what did mama just say?".  Caleb's response the sound for "S".  Try again.  Fail.  Try again. Fail.  "Caleb, I need you to try, I don't feel like you're even listening to me."  I started to speed up the sounding it out, so I was basically SAYING "Trucks", and asking him what I was saying, his response "Cars".

Seriously? 

So I calmly tell him to put the book away, I can tell he's not ready to try this today and we'll try again another day.  He starts in with the whining of how he wants me to read it to him, yada yada yada... not gonna happen buddy.

Luckily after explaining this story to a girlfriend she recommended a book for me to try "Teach Your Child to Read in a 100 Lessons".... She had me when she said it took 5 minutes a day.  I'll be picking this up tomorrow!

Surprise!!!

You know how you're not supposed to care whether or not people like you, your just supposed to be you, and let the chips fall where they may? I'm not super good at that. Working on it. Not there yet.

As my 30th birthday approached, I tossed it out there that a party might be fun, trying in my very best way not to sound like I desperately wanted one. My birthday fell on Easter weekend. A vast majority of my friends are particularly involved in church, like busy ALL weekend involved. As it approached I prodded Kev a bit to see what the odds were looking like.... they weren't in my favor. He was so cute.... I could tell he so wanted something to work for me, but he seemed truly bummed that he and some of my girlfriends weren't able to pull something off.

Kev and my girlfriends are sneaky.... VERY sneaky.... and they are also AMAZING... VERY AMAZING!!!

SURPRISE!!!! I HAD A PARTY.... A SURPRISE PARTY!!!!

My actual Birthday was fantastic in it's own right. Where I compared myself to a 3 year-old yesterday... Birthday's reduce me to an adolescent as well. I LOVE THEM! Yes, still at 30, check back at 50, but I think yes, even then. I love that my loved ones call all day long, send me texts, FB posts, the whole shebang... If I'm supposed to act aloof like I could take it or leave it, well I think that's just crazy... I LOVE IT!

My birthday passed, but my girlfriend Julie, was saying she still wanted to celebrate with me, and was gonna take me out to celebrate this Friday (last night). Kev said he'd stay home with the boys, so I could have a girls night, and I was thinking 4-5 of us were gonna grab dinner. I was quite excited about that. I love my girls nights! So when Julie sent me a text prior to picking me up, saying our theme for tonight was "All of Julie's Favorite Things".... she had my curiosity piqued, and I even said to Kevin... "Well you guys are among my favorite things", to which he replied, "Yes but you got to spend all day with us on your B-day, so this is just an extension".

It was a girls night.... I wasn't about to push the point very hard :)

So when she picked me up and we started the night at CVS, picking out my favorite candy, my expectation were sufficiently suspended. If you want to throw someone a curve ball... start your night at CVS... to make matters more confusing, Stephanie actually joined us at CVS... it was planned. Who plans to 'meet up for the night' at CVS? My sneaky friends... that's who.

Then the three of us headed in to Old Town, and I was told we were going to meet Marci, and I figured dinner out and maybe a movie or something cause we had started early in the evening. My next surprise was awesome. They bring me to one of my favorite stores on King street and say, "Pick something". I felt like Reese Witherspoon in "Sweet Home Alabama", where she's in Tiffany's and her soon to be fiance says "Pick one".

Tiffany's.... Lou Lou's.... Same Diff!

I have to admit, I did have a little anxiety... good anxiety... but its where you try and guess what acceptable protocol is for gift selection. Truth be told, I needed a purse... BAD, and I found the stinkin cutest one in the store, that fits me perfectly... practical, right size, and um freaking awesome. Not knowing the protocol, I offered to chip in, but a couple of my friends had coordinated to go in.... so I GOT IT.... It's awesome... you'll see it some day.. maybe in pictures from the most awesome night ever, when they get posted :)

Words for what happened next escape me. We drove out of Old Town, toward a part of town where many of my faves live. My curiosity rose, but as we pulled into my friend Kaci's neighborhood all was VERY quiet. No group of cars... ANYWHERE. So I gathered we were gonna do our girls night at her house... she has kids, so it made sense, maybe she couldn't get a sitter or something.

Not the case.

A whole house-full of people, an amazing spread of food, cake, presents, games.... Speechless.

You would have thought they had to peel me off the ceiling. Excited is an understatement, a dramatic understatement. I don't know if I stopped bouncing for the first hour I was there. There were so many people there. For me. More came throughout the night, it was like another surprise every time the door opened. I felt SO loved. It's been in the works for months, they planned a game all about trivia about me... they KNOW me so well. Then in a slightly awkward, but amazing way, they went around the room telling me what they loved about me. I squirmed. Cause that's what I do. I wouldn't have changed it for the world though. You know those characteristics about yourself, that your quite certain annoy people, for me my 'exuberance'. Around the room, it was a trait repeated as loved. Staring one of my larger insecurities in the face, and hearing its 'loved', was one of the very best presents of the night!

Thank you Babe and Besties... ALL of you.... THANK YOU!!!! Thank you so much for the VERY best night... I loved every second of it, and love every single one of you SO much, and am SO thankful to have you in my life!!!! YAY!!!

"Julie.... I Am Your Faaaaaather"

Charelton Heston ruined me. My whole life, I've believed the voice of God was going to sound exactly like it did to Charelton Heston in the "Ten Commandments". Thus, having obviously never heard that booming voice, that also strangely enough sounded like Darth Vader to me, I fell in the camp of believers that 'God speaking' was more of a metaphor than a reality. People tried to explain it to me as 'the still small voice'.... that just made no sense to me. I'm loud. My life is loud... still and small, are not words easily understood by me. Still others, told me it was thoughts, random thoughts that popped into my head, they were from God. Well that's all fine and dandy, except my thoughts remind me of popcorn popping, and I have ADD.... so one pops, but before I grab hold another shiny object has captured my attention, and a lot of my thoughts I'm quite certain are most certainly NOT from God.

I think I exasperate my friends.

Well it happened folks. God spoke to me. Strangely enough he sounded an awful lot like my mom.

After my post yesterday, I had a few friends remind me, as they lovingly do, that my perception of works to attain a relationship with God is slightly flawed. I usually nod politely, and agree that I'm quite obviously missing SOMETHING, however the what is still up for debate. It's when their feedback stops, and we've parted ways, that my righteous indignation flairs up... and usually it sounds something like this (in my head).

Well that's crap. What, I'm just supposed to DO nothing? That makes zero sense. Obviously I have to be doing things, I'm just not doing the right things yet. That's what gives Christians the bad rap as it is... all those conversations where you truly express a need for help, and you get the "hmmmmm, I'll pray about that and let you know".... code for... Jesus just told me "no, I've got a pass to 'rest in him' today". (At this point my conversation usually turns between me and God) Seriously, God... what am I missing here... I'm trying.... you get that right? All my friends get it, and they aren't taking the free pass, chill on the sidelines resting all day long, so they are obviously DOING things. So what, I'm gonna do these things, and what about everyone else that doesn't... they're just gonna take advantage.... that's not fair.

Then it happened. This thought. Why don't you just worry about yourself, and let me take care of everyone else.

Stupid thought. (says my three year old self, that just got reprimanded for complaining)

Told you it sounded like my mom... which strangely enough sounds a lot like me now a days, when Caleb is complaining that Logan hit him, and my reaction isn't the same as when He hits Logan... "But MOOOOOOM, its not fair", to which I reply, "You take care of you, and let me worry about Logan".

I've compared myself to a 3 year old before, so this isn't exactly new territory for me, but the acknowledging that God, being that created a universe and is currently monitoring the 6+ billion people on it, wanted to chat with me for sec... yeah... that's new.

Not gonna lie, I was hoping one of the first convo's was something closer to the winning lotto numbers for the near $1 Billion previous jackpot... but whatevs, I'll take what I get and consider it progress.

Moore Love Please!

Beth Moore is a trip! She embodies all mannerisms of a Texas woman, and I can confidently say that, having lived in that wonderful state for 8 years. She has BIG hair, and a BOLD attitude, and pours that southern charm all over her 'girlfriends', 'sweet-thangs', or whatever other term of endearment she assigns to you that day. I LOVE her. I love that she embraces her 'obnoxious' attitude (she called herself that), and doesn't apologize for it, cause it gives me hope that my obnoxiousness, will someday have a purpose too!

Ya'll know I've been doing her Breaking Free Bible study with some of my own girlfriends for the last 10 weeks now. So we've gotten schooled in all manner of Beth-isms, I even managed to execute a spoof skit of Beth... time will tell if I will ever post it to the web for the world to see. I turned 6 shades of red, and was sweating profusely, when it aired at church as is, so my You Tube premier may have to wait.

My good friend Beth called me out last night. She has a funny way of doing that... just after calling you sweet heart... it takes the sting off that way I guess. We only have 3 weeks of class left with her, so I guess it was about time. The week's study was on God's Unfailing Love, and why so many of us struggle to believe that he's over the moon in love with us... not the well he has to love us we're his 'children' love, but like ewwy, gooey, goodness love.

I was hanging with her as she explained love not being a feeling but a choice, one we have to consciously choose over and over. I get that. Being married, having kids, it's taught me what making that choice looks like. Luckily, with my amazing men, it doesn't often come to a choice, loving them has been easy and awesome. I have them here with me though. I can feel their love in their sweet hugs and kisses, hear their sweet "I love you's", and see their beautiful smiles and faces filled with content.

Then Beth laid it on in her smooth southern drawl, saying "Girlfriend, do you feel that same love for your Father in Heaven, or do you just respect him? Cause sweetheart, you can respect your boss, but that don't mean your gonna take him out to coffee weekly."

She said it so nicely, I almost missed the gut punch.

It totally made sense as she explained it. When you Loooooooove someone (yes, that's how I said love as a 6th grader, when I was calling a friend out for having a crush on a guy), you'll do all manner of idiotic things in the name of love. I had PLENTY of people telling me prior to marrying Kev, that we should just wait for him to make it through school, and THEN get married. Obviously, in my totally mature 21 year old state, I knew better. Our love was 'different', they just didn't know that. I'm not saying I wished I would have waited, but I will concede our 'love' may not have been as different as I thought, cause it was H-A-R-D, and we made so many mistakes and hurt each other along the way, but we are now stronger for it.

When you love someone you stick with them when the going gets tough, because that love makes obedience to them, and perseverance through the tough times easier.

I'm not there yet with God. I want to be, but I'm not. I think he's cool. I respect Him. But total adoration, all consuming love... I'm still stuck on that side where I think he wants me to do a WHOLE lotta work, and its not really fun. I'm trying, cause like I said I respect him... and even though I'm not supposed to think of him with his thumb over me ready to squash me if I don't, that fear of the Lord thing being the beginning of wisdom makes sense... cause I'm not being a total moron anymore, but being honest its not quite motivated by love yet. Love your enemy... that's not a concept you pick up over night.... Someone cuts me off in traffic, my initial reaction is not to bless that sweet soul. Knowing people talk smack (yes smack) behind my back, doesn't really evoke the desire to say a prayer for them... you catch my drift. Thank goodness Beth, in her divinely appointed wisdom, quickly confirmed that it's o.k if we're not currently swimming in pools of blissed out love toward God, else I may have chucked the whole thing right there.

I'm not the most patient person. I thought my boys were God's special plan to help me work on that, but apparently they were just prep for me working on my relationship with Him. I keep repeating in my head 'all good things come to those who wait', and being motivated by my beautiful friends that surround me, lounging in their blissed out pools, telling me the water feels great. I feel like I've jumped, but am suspended in mid-air now, and I just get to wait on God to release whatever he's planning for his big splash. Annoying.... but I suppose a perk to any cyber-stalkers that follow my ramblings, cause when the pieces finally come together ya'll will be among the first to know :)

P.S. Stalking is creepy... you should just 'follow' so I don't have to guess. Looks like Beth's not the only one calling people out today ;)

Christianese

My heart stopped last night. Not really, but it felt like it. I was in one of my 'Dance Classes', and after telling the room of ~20 people, whom after 7 weeks of class I've deemed a significant percent of the class to be far more knowledgeable in all things faithy, a little story, someone belted out: "You have to pray that over us!"

Huh? Pray what over you? I just told you a story about how my kids kept me up all night, and when I woke up the next morning and started blaming it on God like normal, I stopped and realized for the first time ever this 'enemy' you all speak of was much more likely the culprit. This little turn of events in my brain allowed me to continue on the normal course of the day I had planned the evening before, rather than wallow in exhaustion that God is still against me.

So I looked at her with my blank expression, started to sweat, then asked the teacher to help. Her response, "You got this". More sweat.

(Thought process in my head: What does she want me to pray over her, and why do it in front of everyone... what if they don't want me to pray a crappy night sleep over them?)

What came out of my mouth: "God, um, I pray that whatever these people are seeking from you, that you'd give it to them, and that they would receive it (Christian word), and agree with it (Christian phrase), and that they would rebuke any lies (Christian phrase) they believe, oh and that you would put a hedge of protection around them (Christian phrase) too, In Jesus name. Amen".

Sweat. Make joke. Awkwardly fidget. Hope that enough Christianese in one prayer could make it sound legit.

I'm guessing the break through, in being able to discern God might not be responsible for the crappy nights sleep, but rather allowing them, to challenge me not to let my circumstances dictate my demeanor... was the more poignant point she was after.

Hindsight is 20/20.

God, I need to replace my generic prayer for all my friends, mmm kay? Can you please give us gentle reminders from time to time, when you're allowing particularly undesirable events to occur, that we have the choice to totally foil the enemy's plans and rock on with our bad (read 'good') selves? That would be awesome! Amen. (P.S. Prayer: If you could also let one of my friends teach me where all these strange Christian phrases/words that go in prayers came from, so that when/if I use them again, I actually know what I mean when I'm praying them, that would be great too. Thanks. (First question... can I end a prayer with "Thanks" or do I have to say Amen? What if I don't put "In Jesus Name" before the Amen, what then? Friend, you can see where this is headed, you might want to clear an afternoon for me :))